Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated. They could not be ignored. And especially rotting naked dead bodies. InAfrica ceased to exist. Never have a picture of a well-adjusted African on the cover of your book, or in it, unless that African has won the Nobel Prize. He imagines all of the millions of people who might be reacting to the win, "some living in musty dormitories in Moscow; tired and drunk One of the challenges for African writers, says Wainaina, is getting funding.
Elephants are caring, and are good feminists or dignified patriarchs. Her children are all delinquent. Now there are two: Whichever angle you take, be sure to leave the strong impression that without your intervention and your important book, Africa is doomed.
Your hero can teach them, bathe them, feed them; he carries lots of babies and has seen Death. There are five or six places that have not been fully pacified inside the vision of the world as run by the victors of the cold war: We make deals with those who see a common and vibrant future being a platform for engagement.
You are a child of the human rights age. North Korea, Gaddafi that has been dealt withSomalia, Afghanistan, the women of Africa, and the poor poor people of China, slaving away under the most terrible conditions doing confusing things like refusing to evolve into Europe.
These organisations speak human rights, and because they do so, we know that they are good, objective and truthful. Do not offend them.
This part of Africa is run by nameless warlords. Also be sure to include a warm and motherly woman who has a rolling laugh and who is concerned for your well-being. The world was safe, and the winners could now concentrate on being caring, speaking in aid language bullet points.
The Loyal Servant always behaves like a seven-year-old and needs a firm hand; he is scared of snakes, good with children, and always involving you in his complex domestic dramas.
When interviewing him or her, do not ask how much funding they have; do not ask how much money they make off their game.
Osama bin Laden or one of his peeps bombed trains, planes and innocents — and you slept safe that night, all of the flat world slept safe that night.
Big places where history is still alive — like Russia, China, the Middle East — are to be feared and demonised. Always take the side of the elephant. If you work for one of the major newspapers, or television and radio services, chances are you live in Nairobi or Johannesburg.
It is hot and dusty with rolling grasslands and huge herds of animals and tall, thin people who are starving. Your African characters may include naked warriors, loyal servants, diviners and seers, ancient wise men living in hermitic splendour. Part of the goal with the magazine was to bring attention to writers that larger organizations might not notice.
The magazine publishes the work of writers from throughout the African continent. They speak or grunt while tossing their manes proudly and have names, ambitions and desires. In one scene, the author travels along the Hudson River on a MetroNorth train, checking the news of the World Cup on his laptop as Togo takes the lead over South Korea.
We fly Emirates and Kenya Airways. His writing is full-bodied and rich, describing a present-tense world in sensual, emotional, and psychological detail.From an African perspective, this oversimplification of an entire continent can be frustrating.
Kenyan writer Binyavanga Wainaina explores this frustration in the satirical essay 'How to Write About Africa.' Summary.
The essay jumps right in with 'advice' for Western writers. Wainaina gives a list of cliché words to use in titles and subtitles.
warm virgin forests. If you are a woman, treat Africa as a man who wears a bush jacket and disappears off into the sunset. Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated. Whichever angle you take, be sure to leave the strong impression that without your intervention and your important book, Africa is doomed.
In his essay "How to Write about Africa," published in Granta inBinyavanga Wainaina, 40, offers satirical advice to Westerners writing about Africa. When writing about the plight of flora and fauna, make sure you mention that Africa is overpopulated.
When your main character is in a desert or jungle living with indigenous peoples (anybody short) it is okay to mention that Africa has been severely depopulated by Aids and War (use caps). able to eat such food without flinching, and describe how you learn to enjoy it—because you care. Taboo subjects: ordinary domestic scenes, love between Africans (unless a.
Read “How to Write About Africa” by Binyavanga Wainaina In your notebook, answer the following questions. sentences for each. 2. What is the target of this satire? What exactly is being satirized? 3.
Find examples of any of these: irony, hyperbole, and understatement. How do they contribute to the satire? SATIRE Assignment 1.Download